Why at world cup time does every Tom, Dick and Harry feel the need to pretend to be a footballing expert and comment on things about which they know sod all?
Why do so many idiots seem to think that cup competition are always won by the best side, by their nature knock out competitions are very random and luck always plays a massive part.
Why have FIFA changed the ball yet again? Is it because they want to see as many points scored as in basketball?
Who released the killa bees? But seriously why are the tuneless vuvuzelas not being banned, they add nothing other than to aspirin sales.
Why is Joan Laporta such a c*nt?
Liverpool away is a trick first fixture next season.