Why do Manchester United players so rarely get sent off?
Why are Hull the best side in the land?
Why is William Gallas Arsenal club captain?
Why is Cristiano Ronaldo so fond of rolling in the dirt?
Why do Tottenham fans see no 'point' in life at the moment? (cue spuds victory)
Why play with a defence at all?
Why does Wayne 'Shrek' Rooney love licking the Manure badge so much?
(is it coated with lard?)
Why does Emmanuel Eboue like to dress up as Tiger?
Why are you reading this blog?
Why is there not a tenth question?
