Sunday, 25 December 2011

New year in a prison - a Christmas day carol for 'Arry

This one is to the tune of Away in a Manger:

New year in a prison, in a cold wet bunk bed,
The tax dodging Redknapp, laid down his small head.
His cell mate above him, looked down where he lay,
The tax dodging Redknapp, oh how he would pay.

The prison bells ringing, the poor convict awakes,
and wheeler-dealer 'Arry, a shower before porridge he takes.
His fellow inmates, they love him, and they bond in the shower,
it's just lucky for 'Arry, that they use soap to de-flower.

There is a moral to this story, that crime doesn't pay,
to the wrong side of the taxman, it is not wise to stray.
Oh how we feel for poor 'Arry, and his fate next year,
it may be painful in many ways, especially for his rear.


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Anonymous said...

Quite stupid. In this country its up to the Courts to decide based on the facts and not you who dont have any.

1979gooner said...

Merry Christmas Tottenham fans!

Nice to see you haven't lost that famous sense of humour of yours!

Do we really have courts in this country?

Anonymous said...

The spuds will drop like a brick off a cliff if he is found guilty and banged up.Though I expect he will get off.

Anonymous said...

You seem to have got a nibble from an ignorant yid who I'm sure if wenger was caught dodging tax's would be all over him surely the courts didn't convict wenger of those moronic yid chants!

dats said...

Well, the Tiny Totts can always play over the Scrubs, pitch 46 will probably be available, and 'Arry can coninue to coach them through the bars of his cell!
Ho Ho Ho!

Anonymous said...

As always yids are not only delusional but also hypocrites,can't wait till they crumble and celebrate their. 51st anniversary on channel 5 again