Glen Johnson Zapata Sakho
Chamakh Scott Parker Alonso Coutadeur
Pogrebnyak Santa Cruz Forlan
Given how easy it would be to assemble this brilliant side I would also advise the board to sack Arsene and replace him with a complicated e-democratic network that would allow a kind of web-based team selection process. It would save money on his wages and most of us fans know way more about football than old Arsene Wenger, he's past it really isn't he.
No, but seriously if it's this easy for me to come up with such an awesome new Arsenal XI then I really don't know what Arsene is going on about when he says it's hard to find players to improve our side. The grass always appears greener, so we should make our team better and greener by signing up some superior talent from the other side. I'm very surprised that Chelsea didn't get the best out of the mighty Glen Johnson and Scott Parker, it may be tricky to fight off Real Madrid for their signatures though.
The silly season is here and there are still two games to go, I think I'm going to go f*cking insane if I have to put up with three more months of this inane dribbling. There is one potential cloud with a silver lining though, Myles Palmer has revealed that if Arshavin leaves Arsenal then he will leave ANR, so when Arshavin does eventually leave Arsenal we had better make sure we hold Myles to his promise. I apologise for this slightly deranged posting, I find the best way of getting through the silly season is to take the michael out of it.