There are some people I respect, some people I don't, and then there are some who are even lower than the latter group, as they fit into the subhuman beneath contempt category. Moving on, Piers Morgan writes in the Daily Wail about Arsenal's chances this season:
"My name is Piers. I'm an Arsenal season-ticket holder and I'm officially depressed. What the hell is happening to my club?"
Well done Piers, you got your name right, that's a start at least. So you're depressed? Well that doesn't bother me, I can't really feel empathy towards someone who has so callously destroyed so many lives in his own psychopathic pursuit of fame and riches. Also Arsenal is not 'your' club, you are but one supporter of a football club that is not actually owned by the fans.
"I watched us struggling to beat the staggeringly ordinary FC Twente on Wednesday night and felt so frustrated I nearly switched over to Big Brother."
I always had you down as a Big Brother viewer, it's about your level isn't it really? I know you went to a rather low quality school in the North London ghetto, so that's probably why you felt the need to sell your soul to Mr Murdoch at such a young age. Even the Big Brother contestants do not have quite as gaping a chasm present where their soul should reside.
There is strangely a small amount of sense in your piece, however this sense is lost amongst the arrogant self copulating drivel that you pass off as journalism. It's commonly recognised that our squad is a bit short as things currently stand, however to write off our chances before the transfer window has even closed in such disrespectful fashion is well below the belt.
Your self congratulatory tone is almost vomit inducing, while the insulting words for the young and promising Walcott are just plain unfair. I also find it rather amusing that you think that we just need an 'Ian Wright' 'no nonsense' type forward, you mean someone who contributes very little in terms of all round team play, and arguably whose injury did more to help us win the league in his only title winning season (Wright only scored 10 league goals in 24 games in 1997/8) and not forgetting his indiscipline and disruptive influence off the pitch.
Sorry Piers, but you're a c***, and no matter what you say I'd rather we were one Arsenal fan down than having to endure repulsive cretins like you supporting our club. You'd probably sell your own mother at the right price, not that anyone would be willing to pay much for someone who shared half your genetic material. I've met garden slugs with more moral fibre than yourself, your current job as a galavanting media whore has you endlessly giving your opinion on other people's lives and talents; however why would anyone take notice of the opinion of someone who is so very untalented and who is only known because he is known. As Ian Hislop said 'no one likes you'; as your writing demonstrates, there is a very good reason for this.